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The Mystic Pig


I asked the mystic pig: Should I ask him on a date?
and the mystic pig said: There are better options available.

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The Mystic Pig


I asked the mystic pig: are you sure I shouldn't ask him out?
and the mystic pig said: Naahh

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The Mystic Pig


I asked the mystic pig: Why?
and the mystic pig said: A suffusion of yellow.

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The Mystic Pig


I asked the mystic pig: Now you're just being deliberately obtuse, aren't you?
and the mystic pig said: My mystic sense is cloudy on this subject.

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The Mystic Pig


I asked the mystic pig: So it'd be a bad idea to date him?
and the mystic pig said: Ohhh yes.

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The Mystic Pig


I asked the mystic pig: Don't you like Daniel?
and the mystic pig said: You already know the answer to that one.

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I asked the mystic pig: You really don't need to be so overprotective, he's a sweet guy. Why don't you like him, anyway?
and the mystic pig said: I haven't the faintest idea.

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I asked the mystic pig: And you want me not to pursue him, because your piggy-sense is tingly in some nebulously menancing fashion?
and the mystic pig said: I don't think that's what you really wanted to ask, was it? Go on, have another go.


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I asked the mystic pig: Have another go? I've had it up to here with your smug, evasive rubbish; there's no point in coming to you for advice again.
and the mystic pig said: Try Google.

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Date: 2009-12-09 04:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] uberredfraggle.livejournal.com
*giggle* Thats ace. I got similar but decided not to post them.

Date: 2009-12-09 05:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kittybeard.livejournal.com
There was some fudging / chronological unchasteness with the code. I'm going to call it artistic licence, whilst exploring the use of Mystic Pig as a storytelling device.

:)

Date: 2009-12-09 04:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] plumsbitch.livejournal.com
hahahabrilliant :)

Date: 2009-12-09 05:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kittybeard.livejournal.com
I'm off for a chat with my Magic 8 Ball next.

Date: 2009-12-09 05:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wriggler.livejournal.com
Be careful with those Magic 8 Balls. They rarely give a straight answer. Geddit? Eh?

Date: 2009-12-09 05:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kittybeard.livejournal.com
I asked the Magic 8 Ball, "Wriggler, funny or not?"
and the Magic 8 Ball said, "Without a doubt."

So there you have it. From the mouths of babes and internet random generators.

Date: 2009-12-09 08:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] plumsbitch.livejournal.com
I asked the mystic pig: [insert wriggler's actual name here], funny or not?
and the mystic pig said: Sleep on it.

Date: 2009-12-09 05:50 pm (UTC)

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