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The Mystic Pig
	I asked the mystic pig: Should I ask him on a date? and the mystic pig said: There are better options available. Ask the Mystic Pig another question created by ixwin

The Mystic Pig
	I asked the mystic pig: are you sure I shouldn't ask him out? and the mystic pig said: Naahh Ask the Mystic Pig another question created by ixwin

The Mystic Pig
	I asked the mystic pig: Why? and the mystic pig said: A suffusion of yellow. Ask the Mystic Pig another question created by ixwin

The Mystic Pig
	I asked the mystic pig: Now you're just being deliberately obtuse, aren't you? and the mystic pig said: My mystic sense is cloudy on this subject. Ask the Mystic Pig another question created by ixwin

The Mystic Pig
	I asked the mystic pig: So it'd be a bad idea to date him? and the mystic pig said: Ohhh yes. Ask the Mystic Pig another question created by ixwin

The Mystic Pig
	I asked the mystic pig: Don't you like Daniel? and the mystic pig said: You already know the answer to that one. Ask the Mystic Pig another question created by ixwin

The Mystic Pig
	I asked the mystic pig: You really don't need to be so overprotective, he's a sweet guy. Why don't you like him, anyway? and the mystic pig said: I haven't the faintest idea. Ask the Mystic Pig another question created by ixwin

The Mystic Pig
	I asked the mystic pig: And you want me not to pursue him, because your piggy-sense is tingly in some nebulously menancing fashion? and the mystic pig said: I don't think that's what you really wanted to ask, was it? Go on, have another go. Ask the Mystic Pig another question created by ixwin

The Mystic Pig
	I asked the mystic pig: Have another go? I've had it up to here with your smug, evasive rubbish; there's no point in coming to you for advice again. and the mystic pig said: Try Google. Ask the Mystic Pig another question created by ixwin