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The Mystic Pig


I asked the mystic pig: Should I ask him on a date?
and the mystic pig said: There are better options available.

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I asked the mystic pig: are you sure I shouldn't ask him out?
and the mystic pig said: Naahh

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I asked the mystic pig: Why?
and the mystic pig said: A suffusion of yellow.

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I asked the mystic pig: Now you're just being deliberately obtuse, aren't you?
and the mystic pig said: My mystic sense is cloudy on this subject.

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I asked the mystic pig: So it'd be a bad idea to date him?
and the mystic pig said: Ohhh yes.

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I asked the mystic pig: Don't you like Daniel?
and the mystic pig said: You already know the answer to that one.

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I asked the mystic pig: You really don't need to be so overprotective, he's a sweet guy. Why don't you like him, anyway?
and the mystic pig said: I haven't the faintest idea.

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I asked the mystic pig: And you want me not to pursue him, because your piggy-sense is tingly in some nebulously menancing fashion?
and the mystic pig said: I don't think that's what you really wanted to ask, was it? Go on, have another go.


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I asked the mystic pig: Have another go? I've had it up to here with your smug, evasive rubbish; there's no point in coming to you for advice again.
and the mystic pig said: Try Google.

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